Underclassmen have until Jan. 15 to declare for the draft. Is Manziel waiting as long as possible in order to gauge which team is most likely to pick him? Is he shaking in his cowboy boots that it will be a team run by an impatient front office that fires coaches less than a year after hiring them and at its last news conference was compared to The Three Stooges? A franchise that never seems to get it right? A franchise with an owner who may or may not be indicted as the result of a federal investigation into his other company, which obviously would further endanger what little stability there is in the football operation?<\/p>\n
You approach your female friend who is at the same restaurant as you, and she immediately points out the problem: your shoes. It turns out that when women are looking at your feet, they aren just checking out their size (to determine the length of your shoes, of course.), but they actually making sure you have good taste in them.